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FAKE FLOWERS

Looking to freshen up your landscaping with little to no maintenance? Foxwolf HATES this one simple trick.

FAKE FLOWERS
Looking to freshen up your landscaping with little to no maintenance? Foxwolf HATES this one simple trick.
Panel 1: *CRACK* *CRASH* Foxwolf bursts through a window into the house of a now terrified and confused woman. The woman screams “AHH!!!” at the commotion.
Panel 2: “FAKE FLOWERS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!” Foxwolf explodes aggressively, shoving a fistful of plastic and cloth flowers into the cowering woman’s face.
Panel 3: “You’re being MEAN TO THE BEES!!!!!!!” In Foxwolf’s other hand is a sad bee. He says in portuguese, “A minha família está com fome. Eu falhei com eles.”
Panel 4: “This bee worked HARD to get to your kingdom of LIES.” Flashback to when the bee kissed his family goodbye to go off on a long journey across the neighborhood to collect pollen from the woman’s fake flower display. Suitcase in hand, the bee says, “Tchau querida, eu amo-te. Eu voltarei com comida.” The bee’s wife blows him a little kiss and their children run around between them.
Panel 5: “PLANT REAL FUCKING FLOWERS!!” Foxwolf shreds the fake flowers and screeches as she stands in front of the broken window she’s burst through. The bee flies up to the woman, who looks very worried, as she watches Foxwolf flip out. He says, “Senhora, a sua janela está quebrada.”
Panel 6: Outside now, the woman is at the bottom of a 6 foot deep hole she’s digging. “This seems a bit deep for flowers, don’t you think?” The woman looks terrified and is sweating profusely. Foxwolf stands at the top of the hole next to the bee, hands on her hips, scowling and supervising the woman as she digs. “Keep digging.” The hole is lined with many potted flowers.

FAKE FLOWERS - PAINTED DOGGIE COMIC

Panel 1: *CRACK* *CRASH* Foxwolf bursts through a window into the house of a now terrified and confused woman. The woman screams “AHH!!!” at the commotion.

Panel 2: “FAKE FLOWERS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!” Foxwolf explodes aggressively, shoving a fistful of plastic and cloth flowers into the cowering woman’s face. 

Panel 3: “You’re being MEAN TO THE BEES!!!!!!!” In Foxwolf’s other hand is a sad bee. He says in portuguese, “A minha família está com fome. Eu falhei com eles.” 

Panel 4: “This bee worked HARD to get to your kingdom of LIES.” Flashback to when the bee kissed his family goodbye to go off on a long journey across the neighborhood to collect pollen from the woman’s fake flower display. Suitcase in hand, the bee says, “Tchau querida, eu amo-te. Eu voltarei com comida.” The bee’s wife blows him a little kiss and their children run around between them. 

Panel 5: “PLANT REAL FUCKING FLOWERS!!” Foxwolf shreds the fake flowers and screeches as she stands in front of the broken window she’s burst through. The bee flies up to the woman, who looks very worried, as she watches Foxwolf flip out. He says, “Senhora, a sua janela está quebrada.” 

Panel 6: Outside now, the woman is at the bottom of a 6 foot deep hole she’s digging. “This seems a bit deep for flowers, don’t you think?” The woman looks terrified and is sweating profusely. Foxwolf stands at the top of the hole next to the bee, hands on her hips, scowling and supervising the woman as she digs. “Keep digging.” The hole is lined with many potted flowers.